7:18 p.m. - 1993-01-29
Wanted: Henchmen
I placed a small advertisement in the paper today. It reads as follows:
Tired of the rat race? Starting to think the world’s gone to pot and not the kind with gold? Angry? Disillusioned? Relatively fit? Have few, if any, ties to friends and family? Then professional henching might be for you! Position requires good listening and communication skills, use of firearms of various calibers, computer skills a plus. Full training and benefits provided. Some nights and weekends required. Email resume to genusevil@diaryland.com or call 555-4839 for more information.
I didn’t write the advert. However, I did call the paper to inform them of various typos in the email and phone number. Hell, why not?
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